Illegal Immigrants..Kathy Griffen..Is She an illegal?

List of countries that ‘give’ birthright citizenship
HERE IS A LIST OF ALL THE DEVELOPED NATIONS OF THE WORLD THAT OFFER BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP TO THE NEWBORN BABIES OF TOURISTS AND ‘ILLEGAL’ ALIENS:

1. United States. That’s right, ONLY ONE. Every other modern developed nation in the world has gotten rid of birthright citizenship policies. Yet, most of U.S. news media and politicians the last two weeks have ridiculed the comments by some other politicians that it is time for the U.S. to put an end to birthright citizenship for tourists and ‘illegal aliens.’

– NO OTHER COUNTRIES (ZERO-NONE-ZILCH) folks, the U.S. ‘Stands alone.’ There used to be all kinds of developed countries that gave away their citizenship as freely as we do in the U.S. but one by one they all have recognized the folly, recklessness, lunacy, stupidity of that policy.

– SOME MODERN COUNTRIES THAT RECENTLY ENDED THEIR BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP POLICY: Canada was the last non-U.S. Holdout. Illegal aliens stopped getting citizenship for their newborn babies in 2009. Australia’s birthright citizenship requirements are much more stringent than those of H.R. 1868 and took effect in 2007.

– New Zealand repealed in 2006.

– Ireland repealed in 2005.

– France repealed in 1993.

– India repealed in 1987.

– United Kingdom repealed in 1983.

– Portugal repealed in 1981.

The United States is the ‘laughing stock’ of the modern world. Only the U.S. values its citizenship ‘so lowly’ as to distribute it promiscuously to the off-spring of foreign citizens visiting Disney World on tourist visas and to foreign citizens who have violated their promises on their visitor, work and student visas who stay illegally in the country, as well as to those who sneak across our borders.

It’s not just Mexico and South America who are sending illegals across our borders. Currently, the CBP(Customs Border Protection) reports that of those apprehended illegally crossing the border, China is number one.

Wake up America! END BIRTHRIGHT FOR TOURIST, FOREIGN CITIZENS AND ESPECIALLY ‘ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS.’

Illegal aliens from China, India, Russia, the Middle East, and a host of other nations are flooding the United States. Ironically, most often these ‘illegals’ and/or their offspring are given positions at the front of the line for Government jobs, contracts and assistance. Look around you! We are giving away our culture, and economic and fiscal strength because our borders are not secure and we bestow citizenship irresponsibly.

Please email this on to responsible folks you know.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN…!!!

Hey Kathy Griffen! What are you doing for New Years Eve this year and every year after that? Go to Mexico and narrate the Feliz Navidad parade!

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Attention All Irish & Irish For the Day. Some St. Patty’s Day Stuff

 

    1.You will never play professional basketball.

    2. You swear very well and “think” you sing very well

   3. “Irish Stew” is really boiled leftovers from the fridge.

   4. You spent a good portion of your childhood kneeling.

   5. You are very good at playing a lot of very bad golf.

   6.  You’re strangely poetic after a few beers, so you are poetic a lot.

   7. There wasn’t a huge difference between your last wake and your last keg party.

  8. You are genetically incapable of keeping a secret.

  9. Lastly, being Irish means….Your attention span is so short that….oh, forget it.

“If There Ain’t No Dogs In Heaven…It Ain’t Heaven!”   (Dennis The Menace)

“We’re $23 Trillion in debt. Who do we owe this money to.

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The US is Not Alone on Travel Ban

 Kuwaiti government introduced a US-like travel ban on passport holders of five Muslim-majority countries, according Gulf state.

The Kuwaiti new blanket ban includes Syrians, Iraqis, Iranians, Pakistanis and Afghans.

The ban is in place and citizens from those countries are not able to obtain visit, tourism or trade Kuwaiti visas.

The Kuwaiti state ascribes the travel restrictions to the instability and the existence of terrorist groups in those countries and that the ban would be lifted once the security situation improves.

US President Donald Trump has recently signed an executive order that includes a 90-day entry ban on citizens of seven Muslim-majority countries including Iran, Iraq, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, Syria and Yemen.

Amy Schumer, cousin of cry-baby Sen. Chuck Schumer(NY) and could lose his position as Senate minority leader soon, defends his “fake tears” as not fake. Kids cry when they lose a Little League game, soccer match, basketball game and now when older ones lose their #3 position on Democratic Leadership team. Wasn’t it Amy who threatened to move to Spain if President Trump won the election. How did that go for you? You’re still here.

“Why pay money to have your family tree traced? Go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.”

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Is anybody besides myself getting sick and tired of these late night talk show hosts and SNL skits/news desk reporters constantly putting down our President? Is it time for a BOYCOTT? Here is an idea.

Let’s put Steve Colbert, Seth Meyers, Jimmy Fallon, Conan O’Brien, James Corden and SNL cast members on notice that the true patriots from the Republican, Democrat, and Independent groups will begin a boycott  of every national or local advertiser on their shows. If a couple of these guys get an original idea it might be beginner’s luck. The classy comics of old like Jay Leno, Dave Letterman, Johnny Carson would offer a more tongue-in-cheek monologue which would be funny instead of the cruel offensive banter that they spew out of their mouths today and you know every show is just about the same. It is always great to laugh and poke fun at elected officials, celebrities, athletes especially at events like celebrity roasts which were always enjoyable to view. The truly great ones would never use #%#@$&^# vulgarity that would have to be bleeped out except if it were on cable TV.

So what good would it do to have a guest go on a show to shill their latest book , movie, or TV show if the audiences have disappeared or their size has been reduced by 20-30%? Most likely , the networks could not charge as much for their ads, revenue for both would be shrinking, some shows would most likely have to be cancelled. That’s a good thing because soon to follow would be lower prices for the consumers.

A quick note to the rigged media. “If you stop telling lies about us, we will stop telling the truth about you.”  Adali Stevenson

So if some of you like this short blog, I will begin the boycott effort ASAP.

Enjoying the wind around my pot-bellied stove.

“Basically my wife is immature. I would be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats.”

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How Many of You Are in This Category Now or in the Future?

A few years ago, my wife and I moved into a retirement development on Florida ‘s southeast coast. We are living in the “Delray/ Boca/Boynton Golf, Spa, Bath and Tennis Club on Lake Fake-a-Hachee”. There are 3,000 lakes in Florida; only three are real.

Our biggest retirement concern was time management. What were we going to do all day? No longer. Let me assure you, passing the time is not a problem.

Our days are eaten up by simple, daily activities. Just getting out of our car takes 15 minutes. Trying to find where we parked takes 20 minutes. It takes a half-hour in the check-out line in Wal-Mart, and 1 hour to return the item the next day.

Let me take you through a typical day: We get up at 5:00 am, have a quick breakfast and join the early morning Walk-and-Fart Club. There are about 30 of us, and rain or shine, we walk around the streets, all talking at once. Every development has some late risers who stay in bed until 6:00 am. After a nimble walk, avoiding irate drivers out to make us road kill, we go back home, shower and change for the next activity.

My wife goes directly to the pool for her underwater Pilates class, followed by gasping for breath and CPR. I put on my ‘Ask me about my Grandchildren’ T-shirt, my plaid mid-calf shorts, my black socks and sandals and go to the clubhouse lobby for a nice nap. Before we know it, it’s time for lunch.

We go to Costco to partake of the many tasty samples dispensed by ladies in white hair nets. All free! After a filling lunch, if we don’t have any doctor appointments, we might go to the flea market to see if any new white belts have come in or to buy a Rolex watch for $2.00.

We’re usually back home by 2:00 pm to get ready for dinner. People start lining up for the early bird about 3:00 pm, but we get there by 3:45 because we’re late eaters.

The dinners are very popular because of the large portions they serve. We can take home enough food for the next day’s lunch and dinner, including extra bread, crackers, packets of mustard, relish, ketchup and Splenda, along with mints.

At 5:30 pm we’re home, ready to watch the 6 o’clock news. By 6:30 pm we’re fast asleep. Then we get up and make five or six trips to the bathroom during the night, and it’s time to get up and start a new day all over again.

Doctor-related activities eat up most of our retirement time. I enjoy reading old magazines in sub-zero temperatures in the waiting room, so I don’t mind.

Calling for test results also helps the days fly by. It takes at least a half-hour just getting through the doctor’s phone menu. Then there’s the hold time until we’re connected to the right party. Sometimes they forget we’re holding, and the whole office goes off to lunch.

Should we find we still have time on our hands, volunteering provides a rewarding opportunity to help the less fortunate.

Florida has the largest concentration of seniors under five feet and they need our help. I myself am a volunteer for ‘The Vertically Challenged Over 80.’ I coach their basketball team, The Arthritic Avengers. The hoop is only 4-1/2 feet from the floor. You should see the look of confidence on their faces when they make a slam dunk.

Food shopping is a problem for short seniors, or ‘bottom feeders’ as we call them, because they can’t reach the items on the upper shelves. There are many foods they’ve never tasted. After shopping, most seniors can’t remember where they parked their cars and wander the parking lot for hours while their food defrosts.

Lastly, it’s important to choose a development with an impressive name. Italian names are very popular in Florida. They convey world travelers, uppity sophistication and wealth. Where would you rather live: Murray’s Condos or the Lakes of Venice? There’s no difference — they’re both owned by Murray, who happens to be a cheap bastard.

I hope this material has been of help to you future retirees. If I can be of any further assistance, please look me up when you’re in Florida. I live in the Leaning Condos of Pisa in Boynton Beach.

THE MEANING OF LIFE: INSIDE EVERY OLDER PERSON IS A YOUNGER PERSON WONDERING WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!

“A dime is a dollar with all the taxes taken out” Henny Youngman

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BILL CLINTON’S AMAZING MILITARY CAREER- Old News That Just Won’t Go Away

O-Oh! You didn’t know he had a military career?

 Bill and Hillary got a combined $20 million for their to-be written memoirs. 

Here’s some help for them since their memories are getting old.

 Bill Clinton registered for the draft on September 08, 1964,accepting all contractual conditions of registering for thedraft.  His Selective Service Number was 326 46 228.

 Bill Clinton is classified 2-S on Nov. 17, 1964.

 Bill Clinton is reclassified 1-A on March 20, 1968.

 Bill Clinton is directed. to report for induction on July 28, 1969.

 Bill Clinton refused to report and was not inducted into the military.

 Bill Clinton is reclassified 1-D after enlisting in the U. S.Army Reserve on August 7, 1969, under the authority of COL. E. Holmes

 Clinton signed his enlistment papers and took the oath of enlistment into the Army Reserve.

 Bill Clinton failed to report to his duty station at the University of Arkansas ROTC, in September 1969.

 Bill Clinton was reclassified 1-A on October 30, 1969, as his enlistment with the Army Reserve is revoked by Colonel E. Holmes and Clinton now is considered AWOL and subject to arrest under Public Law 90-40 (2)  (a) – “registrant who has failed to report .. remains liable for induction.

 Bill Clinton’s birthdate lottery number is 311, drawn December 1,1969, but anyone who has already been ordered to report for induction is ineligible!

 Bill Clinton runs for Congress (1974), while a fugitive from justice under Public Law 90-40.

Bill Clinton runs for Arkansas Attorney General (1976), while a fugitive from justice.

 Bill Clinton receives a pardon on January 21, 1977, from President Jimmy Carter.

 Bill Clinton becomes the FIRST PARDONED FEDERAL FELON ever to serve as President of the United States.

 ll these facts come from Freedom of Information requests, public laws, and various books that have been published, and have not been refuted by Clinton.

 After the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, President Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.

 After the 1995 bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed five U.S.Military personnel, Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.

 After the 1996 Khobar Towers bombing in Saudi Arabia , which killed 19 and injured 200 U.S. Military personnel, Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.

 After the 1998 bombing of U.S. Embassies in Africa, which killed 224 and injured 5,000, Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.

 After the 2000 bombing of the USS Cole, which killed 17 and injured 39 U.S. Sailors, Clinton promised that those responsible be hunted down and punished.

 Maybe if Clinton had kept those promises, an estimated 3,000 people in New York,  Washington, D.C. and Pennsylvania who are now dead would be alive today. 

THINK ABOUT IT!

It is a strange turn of events. Hillary gets $8 Million for her forthcoming memoir and Bill gets about $12 Million for his memoir yet to be written. This from two people who spent 8 years being unable to recall anything about past events while under oath.

 Sincerely,Cdr. Hamilton McWhorter USN (ret)

 P.S. Please forward this to as many people as you can! 

We don’t want this woman to even THINK of being President!

The Clinton Foundation has garnered a fortune in excess of $100 million from terrorist governments, Wall Street payoffs, lobbyists and yet they just go on with their lies and total BS.

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The Paul Ryan Express Is Starting It’s Engines! Jump Onboard! Trump Is Losing Value Faster Than My Lottery Tickets!

Courtesy of The Fiscal Times.
Why Paul Ryan Should Vote for Hillary Clinton

What’s unclear is whether delegates choosing a Trump replacement would be bound to any of the primary candidates. It is also unclear how a replacement would be nominated.

But if Trump pulled the plug on his candidacy, it’s a sure bet there would be a rush to make House Speaker Paul Ryan the new GOP nominee for five reasons:

He would attract all the donor money that Trump can’t.
He’s done this before as Mitt Romney’s vice-presidential running mate.
He has a clear agenda – his “Better Way”—already in place.
He is young, articulate, honest, telegenic and untainted by scandal.
Most important, he could actually win.

If the above steps are not taken get ready for 4 more years of Obama/Clinton Crooked deals. Has the offshore Panamanian hidden accounts question being purposely unasked by the media. You bet your butt it is, thanks to Mr. George Soros.

ICIS/ISIL sent a huge thank you to the Clinton’s and Obama’s for the $400 million that put a target on every American traveling overseas. I would assume they split a finder’s fee of about 25% or roughly $100 million in their offshore accounts.

Obama is about to pass an executive order replacing the word “looting” with “undocumented shopping”

In parting, Did you know that 99% of all lawyers give the rest a bad name?

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Let’s Make America Smart Again!

On the Republican side, the Donald says “I love the Spanish, they love me.” yet he admonishes an “American born” judge because of the Spanish heritage. He is afraid of Trump (not really a university) but “marketed” as a feel-good university and the legal issues he has because of that and the growing list of other possible legal problems.
His opponent , Billary, also offers no solutions about immigration, term limits, job creation other than the proven total worldwide failure of the Socialist programs that just do not make any economic sense whatsoever. Spend, borrow, tax, spend more, tax more, and give excessive entitlements to non-contributors sucking the life out of our way of life. She has been a total failure since graduating from law school and unable to get a job in Arkansas, Bill was disbarred there and suddenly came into a lot of money with some suspicious option trades from a local Little Rock brokerage firm to run for office.
Moving on to the bottom line, both candidates have overwhelming excessive baggage and if these two are the best we have , we are doomed for very hard times. She will be making another mistake if she tries to go “amano-a-womano against Trump. He will destroy her on this playing field, IMO.
I still believe and hope that the Paul Ryan Express will gain momentum at the Republican convention.
Trumpster did say about 2 weeks ago that he would be filing the paperwork for the non-reimbursement of his campaign loans, expenses or whatever you want to call them from the money he has raised from voters. He will be 14 days late on this filing 7/7/16.
“Check is in the mail”

**Footnote, one of the worst Islamic terrorist Gitmo prisoners that OBlama freed to Uruguay years ago magically disappeared into Brazil 2 weeks ago and is believed to be in Africa hooking up with other ISIS terrorists.
** Get ready Vermont- Drug-ridden Rutland, VT will be getting 100 Syrian refugees soon. The City had no say in the matter, Personally, I have no problem with this humanitarian effort, I just hope they have been properly vetted and this is not a result of an Executive Order pushed upon them by Obama and Sanders. Remember, OBlama wants to close Gitmo and release or move many of the alleged terrorists to the US. Would you believe that their phone calls from Gitmo were not monitored, another Obama/Clinton gift.

*** Remember this; Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you!

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Deja Vu : Excerpts From My Post 3/21/16 &The Panamanian Bank Offshore Leak Will Bring Forth Many Questions -What Reporter Will Ask First?

Clinton vs. Trump vs. Cruz vs. Sanders.. All Losers at the Moment…GOP Desperately Seeking Help

If the election were to be this week, unfortunately, Billary will probably win. She just gave a speech in Arizona that was basically a one-size-fits-all-broadcast. Much like slick Willy, she says whatever fits and quickly flips to another side to make sure she appeases all sides. Bottom line is ..people do not trust her now or forever. She is Evil. Elizabeth Warren, where are you?

It seems that many residents of Herr Trumpfs family’s hometown of Kallstadt, Germany are quoted as saying that many of them thought “Is was rather funny when he announced his candidacy for President, now some of his neighbors find it embarrassing if not scary.”

Another resident, a distant relative, stated ” On one hand, it’s great to see someone with Kallstadt’s roots become such a business tycoon in America. It’s an American dream. But on the other hand, it’s hard to be proud of anyone who makes such statements against Muslims, immigrants, and women.”

In a country with a fear of building walls that divide countries and making aggressive statements to other countries does ignite anxiety as it reminds people of the Nazi past.

As noted earlier recent supporters Ben Carson (Trump referred to Carson as a child molester a few weeks ago) is looking for a job as Surgeon General, Chris Christie also looking for job as Attorney General, and Sarah Palin (still looking for Russia from her front porch in Alaska) This is not a good line-up but a line-down!

Cruz just might make the comeback of the year, I’m thing of the March Madness Basketball Tournament now. Many of the low seeds have risen to the top, thus far anyway. One worry “Is he really connected to the good ol’ boy rat pile in Washington or as Trump states everyone in the Senate hates him which I find as a complement.

Gov. John Kasich would be an ideal running mate for my pick as the next President that could save the GOP from oblivion for another four years, Paul Ryan.

So Hillary go ahead a bump your head, get ill, or whatever and withdraw for health reasons much like you did for Libya in return for amnesty for you and Bill’s crimes.

Donald, you can withdraw for the real “Make America Great Again!” campaign because you know it is the best thing to do for the country. You have done a HUGE job bringing the message to the world but in your heart you know you won’t be able to pull this one off. Stay with casinos, colleges, steaks, water, wine, airlines, resorts, etc.  Thank you.

NOW THIS IS THE NEW STUFF

 

I will phrase the question to be asked as The Big P B Q  ( The Panamanian Bank Question, and not a Pork-Bar-Barbeque)  “Dear Candidate Whoever(All of them) Have you or any family members, attorneys, staff members, or any nominees for any of your personal or controlled corporations, LLC’s, charities have ANY interest in offshore accounts in any country not disclosed on any US government documents available to all under  the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA). If so, what and where are they?”

In Addition: The Clinton’s moved back to New York only because she couldn’t possibly win a Senate seat anywhere else. She is not a New Yawker, merely a snowbird in a jumpsuit flying on Obama’s coat tails. Can anyone think of anything that she has done during her reign that is worth noting? Rumors are just starting that she is exhausted and will possibly drop out before the DNC. Elizabeth Warren could be getting prepared to fill in at a possible contested convention.

Mr. Trump got his butt kicked in Wisconsin, most likely will blame everyone, Cruz, Kasich, Scott Walker, Clinton, Obama, and the Grinch That Stole the Election. He should win NY , if he doesn’t win by 50% he should cash out and maybe get some experience by running for Governor ( Might not even win this because he is not as popular upstate because he is not a conservative)

Cruz has done a great job as The Comeback Kid and will force the contested convention and the Paul Ryan Express will prevail.

“Obama Care is Really Obama Don’t Care”

” We have enough “youth”, How about a fountain of “smart”?

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Clinton vs. Trump vs. Cruz vs. Sanders.. All Losers at the Moment…GOP Desperately Seeking Help

If the election were to be this week, unfortunately, Billary will probably win. She just gave a speech in Arizona that was basically a one-size-fits-all-broadcast. Much like slick Willy, she says w…

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